Johnlock Fanfic: His Last Bow »
A short series on the final years of Sherlock Holmes.
Better get your box of Kleenex, you’re gonna need it! This is Sherlock’s tale of living after his beloved doctor has passed, accepting the past, and finding a way to leave behind the Holmes and Watson legacy. Sherlock has grown into a…
hannibal sex tip: right before your partner is about to orgasm, grab their face in your hands, look them dead in the eyes and moan, “this is my design.”
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#she wears shorts skirts #i wear full windsors #she’s kissing you #and i’m fucking dealing with all this other bullshit for you will #dreaming about the day you wake up and find #that the ripper you’re looking for has been here the whole time (x)
Can’t you seeeeeee! Your internal organs belong to meeeeeeee!
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benedict please stop coming up with cute names for your fans
like cumberfolk and cumberbunnies
theres only so many times we can coordinate a giant follower name-change thing before things get messy
what if we end up as like cumberbadonkadonks
what then
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How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls
Time to remind people…
(Need to remind people from http://scidoll.com/an-open-letter-to-tesco/)
ATTENTION FELLOW US NORTHEAST FOLLOWERS!
The Brood II Cicadas will be emerging very soon. If you don’t know about these guys, these guys are the 17 year cicadas which grow in the ground until 17 years passes and they emerge to change into adult and mate.
You can see the Brood II range below to see if you are in the areas.
These cicada do not bite and sting! At most it will be an inconvenience since they will be quite literally everywhere and might give you trouble when trying to sleep. Please do not try to use pesticides on them, they will not be needed and will not stop them.
Please spread this around so all our fellow Northeastern followers know before the swarm happens!
EAST COASTERS HAVE ALL THE LUCK. stomps around.
if no one collects a shell for me i’ll hate u all.Fuckin’ cicadas. I have such a love-hate relationship with these little bastards. They are harmless and gorgeous. They look like little bug jewellery if they land on you. They don’t hurt anyone.
BUT HOLY FUCK SHUT UP AT TWO AM PLEASE.
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
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Benejump Cumberfall
I genuinely cannot stop laughing… it just keeps going.
This just made my whole life better. Be sure to watch it through the end.
I can’t even.
motherfucking recipes: IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS! »
Alright, my majestic motherfuckers, it’s Quest Time!
That’s right, I’m sending your beautiful butts in the scary open world of cooking photography, and I sure as hell ain’t holding your hand through it!
WHAT IS THE QUEST?
Pictures for the FUCKING RECIPES COOKBOOK (which shall be…
I may not be the nerdiest nerd in nerdland…
But I’m still proud of my nerdhood!
What started as a joke with my friend soon became a real idea: I want to collect as many photos of Cumberfans holding a sign saying “I’m the real” and put them all together in a book to send to Benedict, to show how many fans out there love and support him, know that he’s indeed not on twitter and just to make him laugh. Every photo I will reblog on imtherealproject will end up in the book, so just tag your photo with #I’m the real project or submit it to this Tumblr account. You get bonus points for wearing a deerstalker, merchandise or generally anything that has to do with Benedict. I will see whether the project is a succes and determine the deadline based on that. Have fun and be creative :)
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How Animals Eat Their Food
this is my fav thing omg.
haahahahahahaha
The guy on the left is my favorite. Guy on the left don’t give a shit.
omg gemma look you’re on my dash! :D
haha. This got around fast. I love seeing Greg’s stuff come back on ma dash :D
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I work at a corner store.
And I’ve gotten in the habit of whenever I sell a lottery ticket, I tell the customer, “May the odds be ever in your favor!”
